Read my new book: Solitude: The Tragic Story of a Windmill-noise-induced Cancer Survivor.
Big Pharma competitors have announced a new performance enhancer for the body politic, with especially beneficial effects on health care. It's called Notrumpatol. Most effective taken with Senat majora tea.
As expected the Get Tough border policy has resulted in the first child death.
More pithy pearls are here.