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Every child needs an Uzi!
An obvious candidate for the Darwin Award is the shooting instructor who gave an Uzi submachine gun to a nine-year-old girl.

Honorable mention to this poor girl's parents, who will spend the rest of their lives trying to assuage her guilt. It seems a prima facie case of abnegation of parental responsibility, for which I suggest the punishment of a period of time picking up brass during the facility's operating hours.

Additional honorable mention to the State of Arizona. CA friends, alternatives if you must go east are US50 and I-15/80.

CNN photo. The network keeps referring to this as a tragic shooting. It was in fact a stupid shooting. It is clear from the video that the girl can hardly hold the weapon, shooting or not.

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