Notice to all: I've decided that privacy laws protecting you don't apply to me. Therefore I've taken steps to install surveillance equipment in your home and place of business. I will be using the information garnered to control your life, and I will leave it lying around where people less well intentioned than I to use for their own purposes later when you least expect it and when the information, however dated, can be used to embarrass you or compel you to fealty to me.

G. W. Bush